This is of course impossible.
I received my comics today! I love The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series and looking forward to reading this.
What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh for heaven sake mankind it’s only four light years away you know! I’m sorry but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs that’s your own regard. Energise the demolition beams! God I don’t know…apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all…
(Source: Flickr / brunomenon)
As requested, here is another character from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Ford Prefect.